yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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