The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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