Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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