Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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