why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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