so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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