sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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