My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
it wasn't lemon gatorade
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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