dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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