brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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