I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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