So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Randomize
