Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Randomize
