Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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