Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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