don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
There's always time for handjobs
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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