look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
