I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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