It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
its liver damage thursday
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