i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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