Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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