I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
