I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
you will always have a special place in my vag
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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