But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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