Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
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