Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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