So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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