The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Enjoy the penises
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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