I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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