Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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