quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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