Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Ketchup is God's man juice
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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