Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
When are your genitals available?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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