walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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