gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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