I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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