There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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