just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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