im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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