Non-Jews are for practice
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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