she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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