Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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