I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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