i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Randomize
