I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
our cab driver is having phone sex.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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