question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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