i just had sex bonerless
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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