When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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