We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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