After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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