i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
what the fuck happened to the tacos
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
