ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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