Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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