the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
