So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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