In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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