That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize