What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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