yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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