That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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