let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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